Stealth Geography
I went to a department store this week, to buy a replacement vinyl tablecloth for the kitchen. Curries and lily pollen had killed our previous one. I was going to choose an exact replica and then this map pattern caught my eye. ‘Hurrah’, I thought ‘Stealth Geography over the breakfast table!’ Among a number of regrets, I always wish I had kept studying Geography at school, well at least spent more time with an atlas.
In our last home, we had a large world map wallpapered to the bathroom wall. I loved it. But being short and a slave to picture hanging, all I really ended up looking at was Antarctica, the Falklands and the lower parts of South America.
So I was thrilled to come across this table cloth. There are just two small snags. Firstly, the print direction does mean that little people feel the need to sit in the middle of the table to get a perfect view. Not helpful in engendering good table manners. Secondly, being a printed textile, the pattern repeats makes the geography of this map rather interesting. Pleased as I was, Big B leaned over with a rye smile and said ‘When do you think Iceland moved to coast of Brazil?’
Good point…Hmm…A globe for Christmas me thinks!